This has been a fairly busy week. Mr. 761 is home, and quite diverting company. The sound track to the week has been the construction going on right outside the house. The
town is replacing sewer mains or something, and it’s a big job. The road is blocked off with pylons, and I’ve striven to be nice to the Pylon Guys. When this all started, the Pylon Guys were pretty eager and perky on the job. As time passes, they become less so. When it rains, they don’t even bother with the middle pylon — they mostly just sit in their trucks and smoke. Sometimes they put the middle pylon in and jump to get it so you can drive by. Other times they wait until you stop and then they lumber over, to make sure you have a purpose to go past the pylons. Living here counts.
So, Mr. 761 and I had Erica in the car and… well, I’ll let his facebook entry tell the story:
Mark Hey, guy at the end my street who’s job it is to move the traffic cone at the “local traffic only” sign during the sewer construction: could you pick up the pace a bit? Yes, your lawn chair in the shade looks mighty comfy but when you see me driving towards you (for the 3rd time that day), you can assume I want to get …to my god damn house and get up off your ass before I come to a complete stop.
[…] I just figure if you’re going to be a cone mover, you should try to be the best damn cone mover you can.
Perhaps Mr. 761 takes these things too personally?
Aside from the Cone Guy’s lack of professional pride, the other issue is the noise. At first, they were at the far end of my road, and it was kind of lovely — only local traffic coming through during the day, so no loud trucks etc. Then it got closer. They blocked my driveway (without telling me before hand by the way — Mr. 761 drove across our lawn to get out), they dug a giant hole, they filled the hole. Then the next day they unfilled the hole, did more work, and moved down the road a bit. It’s all very complicated and I’m sure they know what they’re doing but the only really quiet time is when they’re all having lunch (seems to start at precisely 12:05 every day).
So, the din is considerable. And dust, oh lots of dust. As I said, though, the noise abates at 12:05. Or does it? What I get once the infernal groaning, creaking, back-up-beeping and digging stops is this weird background noise. What is it?
Xbox. Call of Duty. That’s what.
Mr. 761 is now the proud owner of very expensive but very much appreciated wireless
headphones that allow him to kill people and be killed in peace. My peace. I love him, I’m very happy he’s home. But if I hear that annoying game one more time I’m going to… um, well, I don’t know what I’ll do. But I won’t be happy.
There’s a whole crazy process to Call of Duty (COD) in our house. There are rules if there are two players (no screen watching!), and it takes at least 4 hours at a sitting. I find the whole thing repellant — the blood splattering, the cheers when they “kill” someone…. the hyper-reality of the look of the thing. Mr. 761 plays it laying down, for some reason. There is a total focus when they are playing the game, which can go on for hours — many hours — at a time. It appears that by sitting in a room together and playing this (on separate parts of the screen), staring forward, my husband and daughter are having some sort of quality time.
I don’t get it.
Today I made my take on Vietnamese style spring rolls for lunch. I was at the store looking for curry paste, and my daughter saw the rice paper that you need for the rolls on the shelf. I’ve never seen them like that, and fell in love with the packaging. This happens a lot, especially with asian food products for some reason.
They’re in the “foreign food” section of my local Superstore, and aren’t expensive. There are a lot of them in the package (enough to make 60 rolls). They’re low calorie, gluten free, and don’t require cooking.
I love food that’s wrapped in something, and was bored with pita, and tortillas, etc. so this is a great alternative. It’s dead easy to do — drop one paper in warm water for 4 minutes or so, take it out, wrap your filling in it, and cover with damp towel until all completed.
Ours were made with left over slaw from the night before (kholrabi/cabbage/onion/red pepper/radish with sesame seeds and almonds… see previous post from 24 July 2010), some pre-cooked shrimp, bean sprouts and some cilantro.
If you can roll a tortilla, you can do this. Try to use fillings that have contrast, because you can see through the paper once it’s wrapped.
Vermicelli would be good, and I kicked myself once I realized I had a bunch of tabouli salad that I could have put in there too.
These were generously filled, and we each had only 2 or 3 and were full. You want generous ones, because otherwise the all important food-to-wrap ratio would be off.
We dipped these in peanut sauce that Erica created. It will be impossible to replicate that sauce (in a pinch you can mix hoisin sauce with peanut butter, and add a pinch of crushed peppers).
I loved these. They were bright and refreshing, but filling. They’re pretty, like little jewels wrapped in Isadora Duncan’s white scarf.
They are the opposite of Call of Duty.
6 thoughts on “Noise and Pylons, Call of Duty and Springrolls”
I am banned from playing any video games whatsoever in our house. I am very competitive and a wee bit violent LOL and certain words come out of my mouth that are never usually heard. The boys are both in awe and scared at the same time.
If wii sports had blood it would be even better 🙂
We’re all pretty type A competitive in our house too, but I can’t wrap my head around Call of Duty. I just find it so… repellant. I have a girly Harry Potter game I play on the xbox, but on top of everything else I can’t really use the controls and poor Harry has been stuck on a circular stairway for several months now. There is no spell to get him out, and I refuse to ask Mr. 761 to help me. I think I’ll stick to the Wii, which — it has been decreed by all of Box 761 — is a “girly” game.
I really enjoy reading Box 761. I was in you hamlet today and detoured around most of the town. What a messy and noisy place that is! The whole street tore up…they don’t do that in all communities. Must want tourists take in all the side streets and shoppers to check out real estate. Keep on writing…do I like the topics wii wii or is that oui oui! Cheers
Aggie, thanks so much for your kind words!
I’m somewhat surprised at Mr. 761. I would have thought his time OUT would have been filled with something else, other than more bloodshed, etc….Not that Mr. 761 sheds blood or causes anyone else to shed blood when he is in the sandbox but you know what I mean.
But Mrs 761, I did laugh out loud at his driving across his own front lawn and his verbal communicaion with the city workers.
Lynn: am glad you laughed out loud! I hope that happens every time you read something!